Kick him in the nuts and send him into space

You know fish can hear you thinking just before you sneeze

21 Oct

(Source: dannycreampuff)

21 Oct

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

21 Oct toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

21 Oct roseellendix:

Haha the fucking expression on the next door neighbour’s cat!!!!!!! And Flynn sort your fucking leg out.

roseellendix:

Haha the fucking expression on the next door neighbour’s cat!!!!!!! And Flynn sort your fucking leg out.

21 Oct

Past the idea of right and wrong is a field. When the soul lies in that grass the world is in balance… I will meet you there.

(Source: sindarin)

21 Oct

THAT AWKWARD LESBIAN MOMENT

that-awkward-lesbian-moment:

when you read so much lesbian fanfic that you forget that most books and tv shows don’t actually have lesbian main characters.

(submitted by stormstelltruth)

21 Oct taikoturtle:

Carmilla can never catch a break.

taikoturtle:

Carmilla can never catch a break.

21 Oct kaeandlucy:

I DID IT AND I DIDNT EVEN CRY

kaeandlucy:

I DID IT AND I DIDNT EVEN CRY

21 Oct

Faking It | Mid-Season Trailer

thearmykarmy:

Fifth Harmony appears on Faking It’s Trailer (FF: 0:26)

'Woah' 'I know' 

(Source: fifthharmonynews)

21 Oct

(Source: amyraudefeld)