If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.
god bless butt plug gnome
Haha the fucking expression on the next door neighbour’s cat!!!!!!! And Flynn sort your fucking leg out.
Past the idea of right and wrong is a field. When the soul lies in that grass the world is in balance… I will meet you there.
when you read so much lesbian fanfic that you forget that most books and tv shows don’t actually have lesbian main characters.
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