Kick him in the nuts and send him into space

You know fish can hear you thinking just before you sneeze

01 Oct

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

01 Oct

harrypotterconfessions:

lol Roonil Wazlib

(Source: heckboy)

01 Oct carmillaseries:

romans-art:

More fanart for carmillaseries

romans-art
does it again! We love seeing your work!!

carmillaseries:

romans-art:

More fanart for carmillaseries

romans-art
does it again! We love seeing your work!!
01 Oct

(Source: badassraziel)

01 Oct

Are we still talking about Twilight?

(Source: fakingitedit)

01 Oct

dangerdonut:

major-cosmic-shift:

What did Liam expect Shane to say, “Gee I’m sorry Liam that I didn’t tell you about the sexuality of a girl you barely know and already think is gay. I’m sorry that I was helping her work out her confusion about her feelings for her best friend, whom you are trying to bang, and not thinking about how it would affect you. I’m so sorry.”

I’m so confused, when are we supposed to like him again?

30 Sep

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

30 Sep

(Source: cosimahellaniehaus)

30 Sep

she steals my chocolate
carmilla series

(Source: damnthosewords)

30 Sep

kokoopa:

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

let’s play a game.

it’s called, ‘guess who’s straight and who’s not”.